| What is said... | What it (usually) really means... |
| This rig puts out a BIG signal | It's 50 kHz wide |
| This is a really good CW rig | It doesn't work on SSB |
| This is a really good SSB rig | It doesn't work on CW |
| This is a really good rig | It doesn't work on CW or SSB |
| The transmitter is outstanding | It doesn't receive |
| The receiver is really hot | It doesn't transmit |
| This rig is really hot | It's stolen |
| It seems to be a vintage regenerative | It oscillates |
| I just re-tubed it | Got'em from questionable used tube stock |
| I just aligned it | The slugs on the transformers are jammed |
| I don't know if it works | It doesn't work, probably never has |
| It doesn't chirp | It doesn't chirp because it doesn't transmit |
| The audio sounds great | The 120Hz buzz is faithfully reproduced |
| I just had it serviced | I sprayed WD-40 over all the wiring |
| It comes with the original box | Just brush out the kitty litter |
| Better buy it now, cause it won't last | No translation needed |
| Sure, it works at full power | It sucks all it can from the wall |
| This rig has wide frequency coverage | It drifts up and down and out of band |
| Frequency stability is great | The VFO doesn't work - you'll have to use crystals |
| Real popular rig in its day | There were whole HF nets on the repair and maintenance problems |
| QST gave this one a really great | The language broke new ground for profanity |
| It might need a bit of tweaking | Marconi himself couldn't fix it, much less align it |
| It was used in government service | It was stored outdoors on a wooden pallet |
| The dial drive may need lubricating | The gears are stripped and the setscrews frozen |
| I plugged it in to check that it lights up | The light came from the two foot high flames |
| I'm selling it because I have two of them | I'm getting rid of my parts radio |
| You won't find one at a better price | Better from the point of view of the seller |
| This is a collector's item | The manufacturer just went belly up and won't honor the warranty |
| It came from an estate sale | If you have any problem take it up with the owner |
| I had it on the air just last night | And you thought the woodpecker was gone |
| It worked last time I used it | If it still worked I'd still be using it |
| The only lightning damage was a fuse | The only lightning damage I recognized was a fuse |
| I have the [] somewhere I'll send it to you | You'll never see the [] |
| I'll help you carry it to the car | I'll do anything to unload this boat anchor |
| It works ok on 80 meters | It had some parasitics but I got in and really screwed it up and now I want to unload it |
| The tubes used by this rig are worth the asking price | The rig uses a rare 7360 beam deflection tube for a balanced modulator, but it's blown and you'll spend $80 to get a new one |
| This is the rig of my dreams I really wanted one of these
as a kid, but now |
As I've gotten older, I've learned what a hunk-a-junk it is |
| The signal quality of this rig was easily recognizable in its day | The high distortion and bad audio quickly identified this rig |
| This rig will bring back the feelings and atmosphere of vintage ham gear | The bypass capacitors to the AC line put enough voltage on the chassis to give you a shock in the lips through the microphone, and it smokes so bad when you turn it on that you'll probably start coughing and wheezing |
| I'd keep this baby, but my wife is making me clean everything out | I finally got around to giving this thing the proverbial heave-ho |
| There are a couple of other people interested in it | Someone sat on it to tie his shoelaces while walking past the table |
| You'd better buy it now, because I'm leaving soon | The previous buyer and his brother, Guido, are heading back toward the table and they aren't smiling |
Last modified
February 08, 2004
by Paul B. Peters,
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This material originated from within the Boatanchors
Reflector.
Thanks to W8ZR, K9CH, W9GR, WB4MNF and probably many others for their wit and
humor
